What better food than Pizza is there for sitting down with and watching a DVD? Well after tonight, just about any food would do. Here’s the low down on how Dominos ruined my dinner date with a hot DVD:
6.30 – Phone Domino’s Pizza and place my order. Pick up will be ready in 15 minutes. I leave home straight away to pick up some KFC for my wife. KFC is over capacity and it takes 20 minutes to get to Dominos…
6.50 – Turn up at Domino’s. It takes them five minutes to figure out they gave my Pizzas to someone else. They offer to re-make it and give it to me for free. I explain that they’re going to have to deliver it fro free as well as I have my wife’s dinner going cold in the car. They agree and take down my address details.
7.40 – Phone up Domino’s to get an ETA on my pizzas. It takes about five minutes for them to figure out that, yes, they’ve been made and someone is delivering them. They should be with me shortly.
8.00 – Phone up Domino’s to find out where on earth my Pizzas are. Apparently, despite telling me they were on their way to me, they were in fact waiting for me to pick up. Domino’s are very sorry and offer to make me some fresh ones and I can have them free, delivered. When I try and explain that these were supposed to be free, so offering them to me free again was redundant, the Domino’s man on the phone replies, ‘Yes, they will be free.’ They will however take 15 to 20 minutes to arrive.
8.30 – Pizzas turn up. Not the best looking pizza in the world. Half the pizza doesn’t contain wedges, one of the main ingredients and it looks like it’s been cut by a pre-schooler.