What do you get if you put Jason Statham and Ruby Rose into a film about a massive prehistoric shark? You get a fun night of entertainment where you don’t have to use your brain. Seriously, please leave the brain in the kitchen and enjoy this monster action flick without having to over think anything.
Because that’s how The Meg works.
Plus it has the bonus side dish of having been filmed in New Zealand and starring Cliff Mothafucking Curtis.
It’s action with cheese, but not in the Sharknado way, no this is the best shark flick since Deep Blue Sea, which let’s face it was the best shark flick since Jaws.
Oh, it also has a cute little Chinese girl.
Rating: M Suitable for mature audiences 16 years and over.
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